andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via youreperfect-mylove)

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

(via twerkinf0rjesus)

Timestamp: 1405995021

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

(via twerkinf0rjesus)

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

(Source: faizebeleth, via succeeding)

Timestamp: 1405972332

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

(Source: faizebeleth, via succeeding)

(Source: dou-leur, via cloudy-dreamers)

(via pride)

tastier:

(18+)

(via terrible)

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via han-rawr)

(Source: tw3rkingforjesus, via han-rawr)

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

(Source: lucas-com-k, via the-absolute-best-posts)

Timestamp: 1405958189

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

(Source: lucas-com-k, via the-absolute-best-posts)

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

(Source: digitalblasphmy, via mustacheanchor)

zizino:

YAS LAAAAAAAAAWD

(Source: freshlyblogged, via 2000yr)

Timestamp: 1405716530

zizino:

YAS LAAAAAAAAAWD

(Source: freshlyblogged, via 2000yr)

menthuthuyoupi:

This is lit but why is they knee so tiny

(Source: victortattoo, via 2000yr)

Timestamp: 1405716505

menthuthuyoupi:

This is lit but why is they knee so tiny

(Source: victortattoo, via 2000yr)